Book signing

Had a great time at the book signing this afternoon at St. Peters Episcopal Church, I was alongside craft makers and other vendors and it was quite the fun experience. I am excited that so many people were interested in my books, and I hope to see some positive reviews on Amazon soon.

An Old Adage Ruins Adult Thought

With the surprising victory of President-Elect Trump this past week, there has been an outpouring of anger and jubilation depending on the side of the political spectrum you sit on. Facebook, Twitter, and other social media sites have exploded with memes, angry posts, jubilant posts and everything in between. This led to many on my facebook feed to chastise their friends for posting about politics, and it got me thinking about the adage, "don't discuss religion and politics," and that honestly made me angry. Are we truly so juvenile and petty that we can't discuss politics without somebody flying off the deep end? Are the majority of you like the "snowflakes" you so derisively mock for crying and weeping over Hillary's defeat? If you can't see other points of view and discuss them civilly, you are just as emotionally inept as the Yale students begging for a day off to grieve. I found myself guilty of this sometime Tuesday night, and I was ashamed, I saw a post that angered me, and I unfollowed somebody I respect. That was petty of me, but I feel it also was a learning experience for me as well, I saw the error of my ways, with the help of the friend calling me out, and I realized that I and most of the people I know, don't practice what we preach.
The Importance of Political Discussion

The reason that I feel so strongly about this is the fact that our country is based on sharing political ideas and ideals with each other. You don't have to like what I believe, nor do I need to agree with you, but we should, as grown ass adults, be able to share these ideas without crawling into the fetal position looking for our safe places. What if Thomas Jefferson, Ben Fraklin, and countless other founding fathers would have refused to engage in political discussion? I mean, I would enjoy tea time in the afternoon, but I am all about breaking away from Royal tyranny as our pals did in the 18th century. To grow as a nation and start to see a healing take place, partisan politics must take a backseat to the good for the country, and to start that process; we MUST DISCUSS THE ISSUES. I for one will never shrink away from a discussion again just because I disagree with somebody; that is what makes our country great. Get over yourselves and get to work on making this country as kick-ass as it can be!


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Side Project for teens

Been working on a side project for about a week. I was serious about writing a book for teens about gross stuff from history. The first section is about torture devices and execution methods. Here is the first chapter. Check it out!

Ok, let’s get one thing clear right now, the Vikings may be the most misunderstood and misinterpreted group of people to ever grace the earth. Popular culture would have you believe that they were nothing but mead swilling, horn helmet wearing heathens from the north countries. While they did enjoy copious amounts of mead, they did not have horned helmets and they weren’t a group of unwashed heathens. The Vikings actually had quite the sophisticated society that used their knowledge and ingenuity to conqueror most of the British Isles. Now, there are many great books about Viking history that I encourage you to check out if you are into a deeper history, for the sake of this book I am only going to discuss the absolutely bonkers way in which they executed hated enemies.

“The Blood Eagle” has to be the most insane execution method I have researched for this book. There are not many historical examples of it being used, but the practice was so terrifying that I think the Vikings made their point.

The most famous example of the “Blood Eagle” appeared in the 11^th century writing of Sigvat Tordarson. The Vikings were super-proud of their conquests of Britain and wrote a multitude of tales and poems about their conquests, and the conquest of the city of York ranked right up there. This really hardcore Viking named Ivar the Boneless (I love Viking names) decided that he needed to avenge his father. See guys, his father was a moron and thought that he could conquer the British land of Northumbria with a small fleet of Vikings, when the attack failed, Ivar’s dad, Ragnar Hairy Breeches( I really love Viking names) was executed by poison snake bites by the King Aella.

As you can imagine, having your dad thrown into a pit of poisonous snakes kind of ticked Ivar the Boneless just a smidge. He vows revenge and all that nice stuff and takes off for the City of York to implant a Viking axe into the head of Aella.

Aella and his men could not hold off the massive Viking onslaught on the city of York and he eventually capitulated. Once he was captured, Ivar saw his opportunity to avenge his father. Ivar ordered that Aella be sacrificed to Odin in the horrific “Blood Eagle”. The practice was barbaric and totally disgusting to watch, but the Vikings saw it as a necessary sacrifice to their God Odin. The enraged and psychotic Vikings would bound and tie Aella to a tree or face down on a plank of wood, the sources are sketchy on that aspect. The executioner then carved the shape of eagle wings into the back of Aella as he screamed in utter horror and pain. Then the real work began, the executioner then ribbed into his flesh and broke his ribs one by one and slowly and methodically pulled Aella’s lungs out from his back, laying them outstretched in the perfect parody of wings. All of this would still not kill Aella immediately, he suffered through the entire process and only died when he suffocated with his lungs exposed. Yea, the Vikings really didn’t mess around when they had revenge on their minds.